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26 June 2012 @ 12:57 pm

UGH. Jonathan Toews, PUT YOUR FACE AWAY. I legitimately cannot look at your face. When you talk about how Patrick Kane is on the ice, how it makes people want to know him in person, and he's an interesting guy AND YOU DON'T MEAN IT TO BE FUNNY, ASSHOLES. Ugh. Jonathan Toews. Your face, your flow, your ire. It's all so great to me.
12 June 2012 @ 12:26 pm
Well, in a hockey season in which most of us had different teams we were rooting for, and in a day and age where I am currently wearing my Jonathan Toews t-shirt (YOU'RE STILL THE BEST OF US ALL, SIR, YOU ROCK THAT NEW FLOW YOU HAVE), most of us still happily climbed aboard the L.A. Kings bandwagon for the rest of the ride after our hearts were torn to pieces in the agony of defeat.

I have a lot of feels about the term "bandwagon fans" and the negative connotation, when to me, it makes sense that if I love a sport, I'm going to have 'replacement' teams when my teams are booted out, but whatever, the world is full of assholes I disagree with. This isn't a post for them.

It's a post where we can all have one million feels about Carts and Richie. And I guess Jonathan Quick and his scene-stealing daughter, and Dustin Brown and his baby son that definitely has more teeth than him still.

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06 June 2012 @ 01:11 pm
Nother day, nothing morning greeting by family dramz, so fuck it. Here's another hockey bromance I've uncovered in tweets. It was purely by accident too. Unfortunately, they're both in the Vancouver Canucks system, which makes my heart question things, BUT THEIR TWEETS ARE SO CUTE, OKAY?

This is Eddie Lack:
This is Jordan Schroeder:

I should preface this by saying that the entire Chicago Wolves team seems to be in love with each other, and if ANYONE likes this post, I would be willing to do more spam of their twitter love fest. But so far as I know, Eddie Lack and Jordan Schroeder are the only ones to get engaged on camera jokingly.

so many freakin' tweets behind this cut, including Valentine's Day, roomie 'makeup', and Eddie blaming everything on his poor English.Collapse )
05 June 2012 @ 09:08 pm
So. puckling grossly misstepped. You see, she watched NHL combine stuff and said, "This kid Ryan Murray is going to be a problem". And I was like, "Sure." But no, he is going to be a problem. Especially since there's a chance (and not even really an outside chance) that he could be heading to Edmonton in the draft next month.

Yep. This little asshole might be hanging out with Hallsy and Ebs and the Nuge. God save us all.

picspam beneath the cut. holy mary mother of god, pray for us sinners, now and in the hour of murrayCollapse )

I expect everyone in this bar to indulge me.
05 June 2012 @ 03:52 pm
Brooks Laich is a man that was off my radar until this playoffs. This is due to a lot of things. Namely, my falling out with hockey in 2006, the fact that I am a Western Conference Soul, and the fact that I don't really care about the Washington Capitals (before Laich and Holtby changed my life). In choose a Washington Capital for my (and your) consideration, I thought about Holtby, but I honestly think we've all considered Holtby and found nothing left wanting in that beautiful son of a bitch. So. Instead I'm going to spam you with pictures of Brooks Laich, because I don't really know anything about him, I just know he's so pretty I want to cry.

when you move it Laich this, and you shake it Laich thatCollapse )
01 June 2012 @ 06:33 pm
Namely, I was cruising around the computer at work today and found this:

Naturally, my response was: BOYS HUGGING? TELL ME MORE.

Thusly, I uncovered a shockingly unappreciated bromance in hockey. Logan Couture and Jamie McGinn.


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01 June 2012 @ 11:51 am
THE PEELING OF THE TATTOO HAS BEGUN. Ugh, it's so grosssss. It also made me panic. But then I remembered: normal part of healing process.

On the bright side of life: my vacation is now only a month away! 30 days precisely!

Anyway, that's literally the only thing I'm willing to talk about in a public post because the rest of it deals with me having like nightly sadpants parties alone in my bedroom over, idk, my life and all of the choices I make that are shitty (emotionally). SO INSTEAD. HOCKEY.

A veritable cavalcade of people that are perfect to me:

YOU'RE NOT SHARPY! AND SHARPY'S NOT MY DAD! - A tale of Patricks Sharp and Kane and Sharpy being the best boy I've ever seen.Collapse )

Speaking of Kanes of the world. I've been REMISS. I haven't posted Part 7 of For Your Consideration because I'm an asshole! And also, I've been busy and sad and the PLAYOFFS and all the feelings that I'm getting from the Los Angeles Kings right now. So.

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Also, the following is not For Your Consideration because I'm not DOING the Atlantic Division yet. But. Adam Henrique has become a real problem for me, even though I still want him to lose this year.

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23 May 2012 @ 10:45 am
1) So many feelings about the game last night.

Delicious things: yay Kings!!!

Even more delicious things: The sour grapes by the Phoenix Coyotes side. They include, but are not limited to, Doan and Smith both getting game misconducts ... after the game was over for abuse of officials. Doan and Hanzal being assholes and confronting Dustin Brown in the handshake line (I will seriously never like either player, solely for this incident, not the time, not the place, disgusting). Smith saying that Dustin Brown should be "gone forever" because of his hit on Roszival, especially since Raffi Torres got 25 games and Brown's hit was that much worse (are you shitting me??). Then Doan goes and complains that he didn't earn the penalties he was assessed the last few games.

So basically, stay classy, Coyotes. Stay classy.

2) I finally made an eye appointment for today. I think I need new glasses (eye appointments make me nervous, I THINK THEY'RE A TRICK, BOTH OF THOSE OPTIONS WERE THE SAME, YOU DIDN'T SHOW ME TWO NEW THINGS, HOW CAN IT BE THIS OR THAT WHEN IT'S ONLY ONE THING). Hopefully, that will help solve my nightly headaches. My cat was sitting on my lap, so I had to have my computer pushed down my legs and it felt like my eyes weren't focusing entirely. But I've also been doing a lot of my needlework. Basically: I hope it's just that I need new glasses.

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Jarome Arthur-Leigh Adekunle Tig Junior Elvis Iginla

That's his actual name. That's really reason enough to consider him, I think. But beyond that, he's half-Nigerian, making him one of the few POCs in the National Hockey League. He's been Captain of the Calgary Flames for a million years. (I could google it and figure out when, but I mean, he's been their Captain for forever, k?) He's got adorable kids. And I'm still fucking bitter that Dallas traded his rights back before his rookie year. Goddammit, Dallas.

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I know, I know, I know. Does the world really NEED another Gabriel Landeskog post?

The answer is: YES, DUH. Get it together, internet.

i'm the only one that wants him to win rookie of the yearCollapse )